This man had to be my father AND mother growing up. He’s amazing, but I don’t think he understood why I texted him Happy Mothers Day this morning. He replied, “I’m dad.” #confusedoldman #mothersday
NOT a fan of colored corn starch or these temporary tattoos. This shit will not come off. And I DEFINITELY should not have the word “happy” on me ever. #colorrun #angryaZn
Repost of @kristinhazen. We pregame and miss out of Landon Donovan bobble heads. I wore an Everton jacket just for him. So sad. #lagalaxy #everton #toffeeforlife
I’m sure there is a reason we are making crazy faces and gesturing. Probably because we sucked it up tonight. ROBBIE KEANE WHY U NO PLAY. @kristinhazen #lagalaxy (at The Home Depot Center)
Disney need to get their shit together and release original cuts of Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 on Blu ray, ASAP.
Happy Mothers Day to my crazy Korean stepmama! @grace_shit #mothersday (at Han Sang Korean Restaurant)
This man had to be my father AND mother growing up. He’s amazing, but I don’t think he understood why I texted him Happy Mothers Day this morning. He replied, “I’m dad.” #confusedoldman #mothersday
NOT a fan of colored corn starch or these temporary tattoos. This shit will not come off. And I DEFINITELY should not have the word “happy” on me ever. #colorrun #angryaZn
We got gas like this on the way home. @kristinhazen has blue/yellow cleavage and I have red cleavage. Awesome. #colorrun
This happened. #colorrun
Repost of @biancat_le. #sithlife
When @bakenbroil goes out to eat. @kristinhazen @tashita @dr_fresh #ballerz #serversatlarge (at Yard House)
Someone couldn’t wait to meet his Auntie Yessicaca! @gynni_gerfers @big_bgerf Congrats my friends! He is perfect!
The 37th/Atlantic Street river. Fuck. @bakenbroil #rain #socal (at Jongewaard’s Bake N Broil)
Repost of @kristinhazen. We pregame and miss out of Landon Donovan bobble heads. I wore an Everton jacket just for him. So sad. #lagalaxy #everton #toffeeforlife
I’m sure there is a reason we are making crazy faces and gesturing. Probably because we sucked it up tonight. ROBBIE KEANE WHY U NO PLAY. @kristinhazen #lagalaxy (at The Home Depot Center)